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Keeley Hazell

NBC National Heads-Up Poker Challenge Is Back; WSOP.com and Caesars Underwrites


Like photos of Keeley Hazell, the NBC National Heads-Up Poker Challenge is back!

After a one-year hiatus, the NBC National Heads-Up Poker Challenge is back.

The event has always been among the most watched poker broadcasts, but was largely paid for in the past with advertising dollars from PokerStars and Full Tilt.

With those two entities out of the U.S., the WSOP.com and Caesars has stepped up to foot the bill. The event will take place on January 24-26 at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. The draw party will return as well on the 23rd of January.

No field selections have been named yet.

The NBC Heads-Up had always been one of our favorite pre-Black Friday events. The draw party is one of the few “whole industry comes together and drinks” events each year as well. Glad to see it back.

Read more about the relaunch here.

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WCP Named Top Poker Blog of 2009 in Bluff’s Reader’s Choice Awards


Apparently threats actually DO work. Nice.

The Entities who comprise Wicked Chops Poker want to thank you for voting us Top Poker Blog of 2009 in Bluff Magazine’s Reader’s Choice Awards.

Or maybe you just voted for Keeley Hazell. Either way, we all win, right?

While the threat of taking Keeley away clearly put us over the top, we do have to give a quick tip of the hat to the just as deserving Tao of Poker, Pokerati, and Poker News Daily, all of which we read every day.

To show our appreciation, below is a gallery of some of Keeley’s best work through the years. Relive when we first discovered Keeley here.

See the full list of winners here.

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AskMen’s Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010 List


Putting Emmanuelle Chriqui at #1 almost, ALMOST, makes up for the omission of Vikki Blows.

AskMen.com came out with their annual Top 99 Most Desirable Women list, and while a few girls with poker ties made it, there was one glaring…GLARING…omission.

First, on the list were Joanna Krupa at an almost-completely-discrediting-the-list-low #77, former WPT hostess Layla Kayleigh at #25, and Keeley Hazell at #22.

And in a surprise at #1? WCP (and Pauly) fave Emmanuelle Chriqui. Well done, there, Ask Men.

However, not making the list? Vikki Blows. How the fuck does that (not) happen?

Other notables include Arianny Celeste (#98), Sasha Grey (#97), Gina Carano (#68), Kim Kardashian (#42), Mila Kunis (#32), Megan Fox (#11), and Marisa Miller (#2).

View the full list here.

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Keeley Hazell Shilling Lynx Body Spray Makes For a Good Post


Keeley Hazell Lynx

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's got the most perfect breasts of them all?

Our all-time favorite Wicked Chops Poker girl Keeley Hazell is back, this time lending her 32-Es to promote Lynx Body Spray in an interactive video on Facebook titled “Keeping Keeley.”

From yeeeah.com:

“Viewers will be able to choose multiple options through the film, with the chance of ending up at a lingerie show, a pool party, or back at Keeley’s for a coffee. There’s a pile of alternative endings, so people should want to come back for more! Readers can get more info on the Facebook page.”

Did you click on the Facebook link and get nothing? Yeah, it’s because you don’t live in the UK. Apparently Lynx (or Axe, as it’s called in the US) is only targeting those who speak English the old way with the Keeley Hazell video. Meanwhile in the US, we get the Clean Your Balls video.

We won the war, right?

Anyway, check out the trailer for “Keeping Keeley here to see what you’re missing. Photos below.

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Keeley Hazell Gets Naked For PETA


So it was nice today when we rolled out of our goose down feather beds onto our bear skin rugs, slipped into our sheepskin slippers and took a seat in our plush leather chairs to see Keeley Hazell naked online for a PETA campaign

No animals were harmed in the writing of this post, except perhaps a one-eyed snake named "Harry the Penis" and he wasn't so much harmed as he was handled.

There’s a direct correlation between Keeley Hazell getting naked and her appearing on Wicked Chops Poker. Unfortunately, she hasn’t appeared on Wicked Chops Poker in awhile.

So it was nice today to see photos of our official Wicked Chops Poker girl naked for the latest PETA campaign. As meat-eating bearskin rug owners who like to chase cats in our cars, we’re not really buying PETA’s message, but damn it if we don’t love their tactics of using hot naked chicks to get their point across. First it was Joanna Krupa. Now Keeley Hazell. They should just change PETA so it stands for Perpetuating Exposure of Tits and Ass and we’ll be its biggest supporters.

For a top-dropped, frontal NSFW version of the Keeley Hazell ad, click here.

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