Apparently threats actually DO work. Nice.
The Entities who comprise Wicked Chops Poker want to thank you for voting us Top Poker Blog of 2009 in Bluff Magazine’s Reader’s Choice Awards.
Or maybe you just voted for Keeley Hazell. Either way, we all win, right?
While the threat of taking Keeley away clearly put us over the top, we do have to give a quick tip of the hat to the just as deserving Tao of Poker, Pokerati, and Poker News Daily, all of which we read every day.
To show our appreciation, below is a gallery of some of Keeley’s best work through the years. Relive when we first discovered Keeley here.
See the full list of winners here.
Tagged as: Bluff Magazine, featured, Keeley Hazell, Reader's Choice Awards, wicked chops poker
Putting Emmanuelle Chriqui at #1 almost, ALMOST, makes up for the omission of Vikki Blows.
AskMen.com came out with their annual
Top 99 Most Desirable Women list, and while a few girls with poker ties made it, there was one glaring…GLARING…omission.
First, on the list were Joanna Krupa at an almost-completely-discrediting-the-list-low #77, former WPT hostess Layla Kayleigh at #25, and Keeley Hazell at #22.
And in a surprise at #1? WCP (and Pauly) fave Emmanuelle Chriqui. Well done, there, Ask Men.
However, not making the list? Vikki Blows. How the fuck does that (not) happen?
Other notables include Arianny Celeste (#98), Sasha Grey (#97), Gina Carano (#68), Kim Kardashian (#42), Mila Kunis (#32), Megan Fox (#11), and Marisa Miller (#2).
View the full list here.
Tagged as: Ask Men, Emmanuelle Chriqui, joanna krupa, Keeley Hazell, Layla Kayleigh, Vikki Blows
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's got the most perfect breasts of them all?
Our all-time favorite Wicked Chops Poker girl Keeley Hazell is back, this time lending her 32-Es to promote Lynx Body Spray in an interactive video on Facebook titled “Keeping Keeley.”
From yeeeah.com:
“Viewers will be able to choose multiple options through the film, with the chance of ending up at a lingerie show, a pool party, or back at Keeley’s for a coffee. There’s a pile of alternative endings, so people should want to come back for more! Readers can get more info on the Facebook page.”
Did you click on the Facebook link and get nothing? Yeah, it’s because you don’t live in the UK. Apparently Lynx (or Axe, as it’s called in the US) is only targeting those who speak English the old way with the Keeley Hazell video. Meanwhile in the US, we get the Clean Your Balls video.
We won the war, right?
Anyway, check out the trailer for “Keeping Keeley here to see what you’re missing. Photos below.
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Tagged as: Keeley Hazell
No animals were harmed in the writing of this post, except perhaps a one-eyed snake named "Harry the Penis" and he wasn't so much harmed as he was handled.
There’s a direct correlation between Keeley Hazell getting naked and her appearing on Wicked Chops Poker. Unfortunately, she hasn’t appeared on Wicked Chops Poker in awhile.
So it was nice today to see photos of our official Wicked Chops Poker girl naked for the latest PETA campaign. As meat-eating bearskin rug owners who like to chase cats in our cars, we’re not really buying PETA’s message, but damn it if we don’t love their tactics of using hot naked chicks to get their point across. First it was Joanna Krupa. Now Keeley Hazell. They should just change PETA so it stands for Perpetuating Exposure of Tits and Ass and we’ll be its biggest supporters.
For a top-dropped, frontal NSFW version of the Keeley Hazell ad, click here.
Tagged as: Keeley Hazell, PETA
Rejoice! Keeley Hazell is alive and more importantly, topless again.
We just learned that our favorite top-dropper Keeley Hazell is set to star in a short film called Venus and The Sun. “The Sun” in the name being the newspaper responsible for launching the career of her huge boobs when they first appeared on Page 3.
The folks behind Venus and The Sun describe the film as a “warped retelling of Ovid’s most famous myth, Venus and Adonis, and a comic study of society’s obsession with the image.”
Or put another way, “an excuse to have Keeley show her massive rack.”
Producers are currently holding an open casting call for the role of the lead male in the film who will star opposite Keeley Hazell and who will rush home every day after filming to beat his penis to a chapped mess. The first open call is August 2 if you think you’re the guy. Learn more at venusandthesun.com.
Watch the advance trailer for the film here (NSFW).
Tagged as: Keeley Hazell, Venus and The Sun
Guaranteed viewership: get Keeley Hazell to host ESPN's rumored new poker show. Make it happen, Global Sports Leader.
On the heels of its successful MMA Live show (which is not to be confused with the even more wildly popular MMA Fix TV), it looks like ESPN is finally taking the plunge into launching new poker programming, as they are rumored to launch an Internet-only weekly 30 minute poker show in the coming weeks.
While some may argue this was the greatest idea ever–in 2004–we’re glad to see ESPN support its massive investment into the WSOP with some relevant poker content. Consider it another step for poker into greater mainstream acceptance.
No word yet on who the host will be, but you know our vote. More thumbs below from Keeley Hazell’s newish Ralph Magazine photo shoot.
Tagged as: erica schoenberg carmen elektra strip poker, ESPN, Keeley Hazell
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