Put a laptop on her lap and she could be writing this post...
Photos of Liv Boeree from MAXIM online just popped up online.
Awesomely, one of the photos from the shoot is of Liv on a toilet. Not sure if she’s aware, but we kind of have a thing for pics of chicks on the toilet. Maybe it’s because allmost no all of the posts for WCP are written while on the toilet. Or because of some other reason.
The pics are accompanied by an interview where Liv reveals, among other things, that she’s milked a cow. [insert cheap joke about one of our nicknames being "the cow" here]
View thumbs of the shoot below or see them all (plus the interview) here.
Liv, let's not do anything stupid to f' that face of yours up, ok? Deal?
We haven’t given this one too much ink, this prop bet boxing match between Liv Boeree and Melissa Castello.
See, we have a problem with hot girls fighting. In many ways, a pretty girl is like a work of art. A really high maintenance, nagging at you constantly work of art. And like any work of art, you don’t want to see anything bad happen to it. So the last thing we’d ever promote is an event where a hot girl’s face could become even slightly less hot.
However, since both girls appear to look about exactly the same after the fight, no harm, no foul, right? Liv and Melissa met at Barry’s Boxing Center in Vegas yesterday for a boxing prop bet. The came out swinging for a furious few second, blew their energy, and never really got it fully back. But Liv was the clear winner of rounds one and three, and eventually was handed the unanimous decision.
For the win, Liv received $1,000 to donate to charity. Read more about it here.
In related news, here’s a vid of two hot girls catfighting…with…LIGHT SABERS! (here)
We're assuming you'd rather see a picture of Liv Boeree here than Johnny Chan.
Another big name pro took home a bracelet yesterday when Roland de Wolfe captured Event #27 ($5,000 PLO 8B). Otherwise, plenty of action to follow. And as promised, a Girls on the Rail photo dump will be coming later today. But for now, here’s the rundown of weekend events:
:: Event #26 ($1,500 Limit Hold’em): Pretty much the dictionary definition of friends and familyTM final table. Tomas Alenius won, banking $197,488 and his first bracelet. Get full results here.
:: Event #28 ($1,500 NLH): The field played down to 27 and got much less appealing when Liv Boeree (above) was eliminated in 57th ($7,237). Joe Simmons is the overnight chip leader, stacked at 1,100,000. Get full chip counts here.
:: Event #29 ($10,000 NLH Heads-Up): This is the one we’ll be following today, as Johnny Chan, who had pretty much faded from the collective poker consciousness, finds himself in contention for a record-tying eleventh bracelet. “Eleventh” is a bitch to say if you have a lisp or a fat tongue. Only 8 remain, one of which is Dustin “Neverwin” Woolf. Can’t wait to read the headlines if he pulls it out. See the other six remaining here.
:: Event #30 ($2,500 PLO): A field of 436 played down to 109. Awesomely for the implication of pictures on our site in the upcoming 24 hours, the spectacularly-breasted J.C. Tran is chip leader, stacked at 176,900. Other big named big stacks include John Juanda (85,300), Leif Force (70,500), the really-needing-the-money-after-his-Phil-Ivey-prop-bets Eli Elezra (67,200), David Chiu (65,500), Andy Bloch (65,500), and Phil Ivey (56,600). Get full chip counts here.
:: Event #31 ($1,500 H.O.R.S.E.): The final event of the day brought 770 entrants. Around 235 made it to Day 2. Sabic Sebastien is the likely overnight chip leader, stacked at 72,700. Other notable bigs include Marco Traniello (55,000) and Vanessa Rousso, a woman (30,900). Get full chip counts here.
Liv Boeree is rock and rolling on Day 2 of the $1k Stimulus Special.
Our favorite Brit hottie/poker player Liv Boeree is here on Day 2 of Event No. 4, the $1k Stimulus Special, which is now down from its original 6,012 to 450 or so players battling it out for the event’s $771,106 prize. Boeree was stacked at 26k last we checked and is guaranteed at least a $2,218 cash. After steamrolling to the chip lead yesterday, the spectacularly-breasted JC Tran continues to crush the field today, stacked at 218,000, or 17,818,000 chips from winning.
Check out live reports here. Click away below at photos of Liv from yesterday and today (last one is a GOTR who busted our photog; Liv’s the blurred head).
Liv Boiree is quickly turning into one of our favorite poker players. She's smoking hot. She's smart. She pounds beers. She's got that accent. Fuck, she could be a renown ax murderer and we'd be like, "Well, you know, she IS smoking hot, and smart, and she pounds beers, and damn she has that accent too…Ok so yeah she may decapitate me with an ax but let's roll the dice and see where this one leads…"
Add to that list of pluses that she's also single (or at least she does not mention having a boyfriend in the below vid). So apparently we were wrong. She is not dating Jon Friedberg. To his credit, Friedberg is at least a good sport about it, giving her a lapdance to start the vid off. If we were him, we'd be posting fake Facebook status updates like, "Going to Target with Liv," or "All day Kate Hudson moviefest with Liv, OMG How To Lost A Guy in 10 Days is so LOL!" just to keep the myth going. Like Constanza in that Seinfeld episode, once you date a girl like Liv, you're pretty much "in the club." No less than 10's for him from here on out.
Liv Boeree is smoking hot in the Nov. issue of Loaded magazine. Get it? She’s smoking for real, and she’s hot. She even has flames on her too, and well flames are hot. It’s a play on words. Why do we need to explain this to you? Are you stupid?
British badass poker hottie Liv Boeree may never win a major poker tournament, earn millions of dollars in winnings or gain the respect of her peers for superior play at the poker table*, but there’s no question that she is unequivocally the most accomplished woman poker player in the world right now, and it’s all thanks to her outrageously hot 3-page photo spread in the November issue of Loaded Magazine.
Yep, you don’t need to win tournaments to gain our respect girls. Actually, as Annette Obrestad proved, women winning stuff just scares the bajeezus out of us. No, to impress us, all you have to do is just get sort of close to naked, pose all hot and smile for the camera. We’re simple like that.
Click away at the thumbnails below.
* Liv does have some serious wicked poker chops at the table. She cashed twice at the 2008 WSOP and won the 2008 European Ladies Championship all while looking super hot like this.
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