Before we get started, yes, the headline of this post sounds like a porn that you may (or may not) care to watch. Probably depends if you’re into A’s, interracials and gangbangs. To which we say: who isn’t? Stuff dreams are made of…
Anyway, Tiffany Michelle and Maria Ho continue their post- The Amazing Race media/event tour by suiting up with the Washington Generals in a game against the Harlem Globetrotters.
Now, we never realized this before, but there are some serious racial undertones (or is it overtones?) going on with these Globetrotter games. Like how come the Washington Generals have to be all white? Felt like we were watching an Indiana Pacers game. Are the Globes insinuating that whites aren’t as good at basketball? Or is this just subtle reinforcement of how African-Americans have been keeping “crackers” down all of these years? Troubling to say the least.
Also somewhere in the above vid Tiffany Michelle talks about her poker terminology-drenched appearance on Neil Cavuto.
Maria Ho appeared on Anderson Cooper 360in a segment called “Breaking Into the Boys Club” discussing what it takes for a strong woman blah blah blah in today’s society.
Appearing with poker player Maria Ho were: TV host and best-selling author Suze Orman (stfu already), former Clinton White House Press Secretary Dee Dee Myers, and neurosurgeon Katrina Firlik.
If Anderson was straight, and if Anderson awarded a “winner” to these types of segments, Maria clearly would’ve “won” the segment by being the hottest in the group BY FAR. Anderson would be like, “Thanks panel for all of your interesting points. You are all successful woman who should be role models to the young girls of America. Maria, I will award you winner of this segment for being the best looking while making your valid and intelligent points.”
After a good run, Tiffany Michelle and Maria Ho were eliminated from The Amazing Race.
Their downfall ultimately came at something you’d expect a team of women to not do very well with, so it wasn’t too shocking. No, driving wasn’t involved. No, there wasn’t a “Don’t nag for a day” competition. No, there wasn’t an emotional intelligence challenge. And no, the teams weren’t tasked with just shutting the fuck up for five fucking minutes.
Ultimately, a couple of physical tasks (the mallet-ring-the-bell carnival thing and golfing with shoe in 50mph winds) that honestly didn’t seem that fair to stick in a competition with an all women team but then again who said life was fair did them in.
See for yourself in the above vid.
UPDATE: From Maria Hooooooooooooo’s twitter/BJ Nemeth’s comment: “Watch me on Anderson Cooper 360 tonight on CNN at 10 eastern/7 pacific along w/ a great panel of women about “Breaking Into the Boy’s Club!”"
After either bringing up the rear or just getting lucky in surviving The Amazing Race so far, Tiffany Michelle and Maria Ho killed it this week.
Still in Dubai, the girls finished second overall. The alliance they’ve formed with the GayBros. (credit Dr. Pauly’s guest write-up for that term) that seems to be strong. So maybe the girls have a shot?
Side note, the girls had to don swimsuits in the episode that they came down a water slide in and went running down the beach. Except the swimsuit tops were actually their bras. Now, we’ve seen a lot of bras in our time (for about 5 seconds before unhooking them). And we’ve never seen a yellow bra like Maria’s. Interesting. Just when we thought learning something new everyday was going to cease, there goes Maria Ho wearing a yellow bra. Thank you The Amazing Race for that.
To be honest, we figured Tiffany Michelle and Maria Ho would’ve been gone from The Amazing Race by now. But with the help of a miracle on the river last week, they got to stay on the show. And they did pretty well this week in Dubai to make it to yet another episode.
The girls got pretty good air-time, especially after they busted up the radiator on their car and had to get a replacement. Maria got in a good crack about Asian drivers, which reminded us of an on-going RawVegas.tv skit we wanted to do to with her at the WSOP this past summer (and will have to revist in 2010). Anyway, on to next week. View this week’s ep in its entirety here.
Tiffany Michelle and Maria Ho made it past another challenge ofThe Amazing Race. However, Maria struggled with the episode’s task, and the girls finished in last. Their miracle on the river? A dude on another team (Zev) lost his passport. So the girls got a break and move on to the next round or whatever they call it.
The above clip is the after-the-completion interview. Go here to watch the full episode.
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