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Joe Reitman Does A Mean Beat It

by Wicked Chops Entity on July 3, 2009 TweetThis

in Poker News

Ever since we decided that in principle we were generally against the fondling young boys [allegedly], we kind of wrote off Michael Jackson. However, as we said yesterday, we’ll still dance the fuck out of “Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough,” “Wanna Be Startin’ Something,” and really anything from Off the Wall. Who cares if you’re touching a 10 year-old’s pee-pee if you can create a killer beat, right? Pretty much means Dr. Dre could have a harem of underagers in his basement and we’d be like, “Ok fine, but you remember bobbing your head to ‘Tha Next Episode?’ That track was the bomb, dawg! [best Nate Dogg impersonation] Smoke weed everyday.”

Anyway, yeah, it’s almost impossible not to start grooving to an old Michael Jackson track, just like Joe Reitman (very skillyfully) did a few nights ago at Howard Lederer’s BBQ at the Golden Nugget. That white boy has moves.

Related:
Joe Reitman on Michael Jackson’s Passing
Sarah Silverman, Nelly, and Jennifer Tilly on Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson Sucks But These People Like Him

by Wicked Chops Entity on July 2, 2009 TweetThis

in Poker News

Watch Sarah Silverman, Nelly and Tilly Thoughts on Passing of Michael Jackson on RawVegas.tv

Man, we get it. Michael Jackson was super talented. And don’t get us wrong, we’ll dance the fuck out of songs like “Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough,” “Wanna Be Starting Something,” and “I Want You Back.”

But MJ was also probably a ped who, even if he paid $20M+ settlements to you young boys he didn’t actually molest (ummm….), he did sleep in the same bed with 10 year-old boys which is pretty freaking creepy. So while he was one of the biggest talents we’ll ever see, there is a pretty good chance he’s one of the biggest slimeballs too.

Anyway, Sarah Silverman, Nelly, and a still-smoking-at-50 Jennifer Tilly all like him. Whatever. In more important topics of discussion, can the Academy just give Jennifer Tilly’s rack an Oscar already? Maybe a lifetime achievement award? Could spend days having fun with those. 8th natural wonder of the world, her rack.

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