The 2012 WSOP is just a few days away. Last year, the WSOP started off with a bang. On the first day of pro play, Phil Ivey issued a statement saying that due...
We’re two weeks out from when news originally broke about PokerStars acquiring Full Tilt Poker. While no officially announcement has come from either PokerStars or Full Tilt regarding the progress of the deal...
Ever since we decided that in principle we were generally against the fondling young boys [allegedly], we kind of wrote off Michael Jackson. However, as we said yesterday, we’ll still dance the fuck out of “Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough,” “Wanna Be Startin’ Something,” and really anything from Off the Wall. Who cares if you’re touching a 10 year-old’s pee-pee if you can create a killer beat, right? Pretty much means Dr. Dre could have a harem of underagers in his basement and we’d be like, “Ok fine, but you remember bobbing your head to ‘Tha Next Episode?’ That track was the bomb, dawg! [best Nate Dogg impersonation] Smoke weed everyday.”
Anyway, yeah, it’s almost impossible not to start grooving to an old Michael Jackson track, just like Joe Reitman (very skillyfully) did a few nights ago at Howard Lederer‘s BBQ at the Golden Nugget. That white boy has moves.
Man, we get it. Michael Jackson was super talented. And don’t get us wrong, we’ll dance the fuck out of songs like “Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough,” “Wanna Be Starting Something,” and “I Want You Back.”
But MJ was also probably a ped who, even if he paid $20M+ settlements to you young boys he didn’t actually molest (ummm….), he did sleep in the same bed with 10 year-old boys which is pretty freaking creepy. So while he was one of the biggest talents we’ll ever see, there is a pretty good chance he’s one of the biggest slimeballs too.
Anyway, Sarah Silverman, Nelly, and a still-smoking-at-50 Jennifer Tilly all like him. Whatever. In more important topics of discussion, can the Academy just give Jennifer Tilly’s rack an Oscar already? Maybe a lifetime achievement award? Could spend days having fun with those. 8th natural wonder of the world, her rack.
Just getting Part II of our podcast up. No poker here. 100% discussing and debating The Walking Dead. We’re joined by an esteemed panel, including Jason Newitt, Dave “F-Train” Behr, Jeff Holsey, and Entities Chops and Colin. If you were a fan of the show, you’ll like the debate. We discuss problems with the show, [...]
We recorded a two-parter podcast yesterday. Part I is now live and discusses The Rise and Fall of Ray Bitar WCi feature with its author, Dave “F-Train” Behr. In it, F-Train details the interview process for the feature, as well some conclusions that could be drawn about the man who helped make Full Tilt Poker the [...]
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