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Kevin Stani Wins EPT Tallinn!!!


Miranda Kerr was not scheduled to appear nor did she appear at the EPT Tallinn event.

Let’s not spend a lot of time on this:

:: Kevin Stani won the EPT Tallinn event.

:: Thought he was U.S. American from his Pocket 5′s profile, but turns out he’s from Norway. The reason he looks Euro is because he is Euro. So that took away all of our “We’re better than you…” brag jokes we would’ve made in the post.

:: Stani banked €400,000 for the win.

And that’s all the time we’re spending on this one. Get full results here. More of Miranda Kerr’s latest Victoria’s Secret spread here.

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Annette Obrestad, A Woman, Among 2010 Aussie Millions Chip Leaders


Not sure if she did this on purpose for our Aussie Millions posts or not, but more pics are out of Australian model Miranda Kerr naked in GQ.

Day 4 of the 2010 Aussie Millions Main Event wrapped with 18 players remaining.

The awesomely named Kosmas Dratsas is the overnight chip leader, stacked at 1,792,000. Annette Obrestad, a woman, is making yet another major tournament (and Aussie Millions) charge, as she’s second overall with 1,711,000.

You may recall, Obrestad nearly ushered in the apocolypse by capturing the first WSOPE Main Event. Fortunately, that didn’t happen. We’re all still here. Unless it did happen and we’re in some parallel universe and we don’t even know it. That’s right. We just blew your mind. Damn.

Sorel Mizzi is third with 1,695,000. Dan Shak is sixth overall with 1,144,000. Funny, Dan Shak’s ex Beth tweeted:

Luv all the comments on fb..congrats 2 Dan..not enough money in the world to change my marital status”

Also remaining, although short-stacked, is Jessica Dawley, a woman, with 295,000.

Get full chip counts here. More new Miranda Kerr naked in GQ (NSFW) here.

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Miranda Kerr in GQ Brings You Today’s Not Just Poker News Link Dump


Miranda Kerr (above) is not among those playing Rush Poker right now on Tilt.

Lots of tournament action going on right now. But in between reports, here’s a mix of poker and other news.

:: It seems like veryone is all over this Rush Poker thing on Tilt. Here’s a first-hand account. [link]

:: Great take on the “controversy” surrounding Doyle Brunson‘s Obama tweet joke and 9/11 conspiracist/rapper Jeff Madsen‘s moronic response to it. [link]

:: Kid Dynamite‘s best Vegas trip report ever? [link]

:: Gotta love Fake Tiger. Can we get a Fake Ivey at this year’s WSOP? [link]

:: It’s Shy Ronnie. link]

:: Ziigmund blows up again. He’s like the online version of Phil Hellmuth. [link]

:: What Barack Obama could learn from Ronald Reagan. [link]

:: A compilation of hot girls wearing glasses, which in turn, make them hotter. [link]

:: Love this take on SEGA Poker. [link]

:: And finally, yes, we’re with Coco. [link]

More Miranda Kerr naked in GQ (NSFW) here.

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Faraz ‘The-Toilet’ Jaka Leads On Day Whatever Of Bellagio Cup V


Miranda Kerr's new Victoria's Secret photos have little to nothing to do with poker, which means they have something in common with our brains after six-plus weeks at the WSOP.

Miranda Kerr's new Victoria's Secret photos have little to nothing to do with poker, which means they have something in common with our brains after six-plus weeks at the WSOP.

We ain’t gonna lie, we’re nowhere near the Bellagio right now, and after a month and a half of covering the 2009 WSOP, we’re beat. But we’ll feign at least some interest in the WPT Bellagio Cup V, which is going on right now and drew a ridiculously low, Season 6 Tunica-like 268 players. 

And by feign interest we mean copy and paste the current chipleaders from the WPT site. There are ten remaining. They play down to the TV final table, which takes place tomorrow. Faraz Jaka, who we’ll add to the list of names we wouldn’t want to see on an airline passenger manifesto (new WCP club in the works?), has had the chip lead the past couple days. 

Here they are: Faraz Jaka (3,299,000), Justin Smith (2,620,000), Alec Torelli (1,919,000), Erik Seidel (1,799,000), Alexandre Gomes (1,713,000), Ray Taylor (1,085,000), Christopher Sonesson (786,000), Mimi Tran (690,000), Sam Stein (666,000), Pavel Reshetov (507,000).

Follow the action at the Bellagio Cup VI here. View more of Miranda Kerr’s new Victoria’s Secret photos here.

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Chris “Enchanted Wonderland” Chronis Leads Aussie Millions Into Day 2


We're gonna go out on an ignorant limb and assume Aussie Millions chipleader Christopher Chronis isn't as interested in photos of Vicky Secret model Miranda Kerr as we are.

While the big news in the poker world today is the freeroll we're running this Thursday on Full Tilt Poker for a $3,200 seat to the Borgata Winter Poker Open, the Aussie Millions Main Event is also underway, and after the three day ones, this fruity guy (aka Christopher "Enchanted Wonderland" Chronis) is heading into Day 2 with the biggest stack (175,375).

Behind him, which we're guessing is just where he likes other dudes with big stacks to be, is Ben Charlton, who ended as the Day 1C chipleader with 161,100 in chips.

Day 2 starts up today, or is that tomorrow in Australia, or was that already yesterday. No idea. 320 of the 681 still remain gunning it out for the 2 mil AUD first place prize.

For live reports and chip counts, go here.

For fun clickable photos of Miranda Kerr look below.

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