Howabout we play a little "Caption This" with the photo of Emil Patel and Miss July 2008 Laura Croft above. Post yours in the comments below.
Erica Schoenberg, the poker hottie we tend to drop more flattering superlatives on than a bad early 90’s R&B song, is guest starring in this week’s episode of “Two Months. Two Million,” the G4TV show starring those online poker players we mentioned in this post.
Amidst the temptations of Vegas, the guys declare war on French poker legend David Benyamine, gunning for his money, his respect, and his girl. All New Episode Sunday 9PM ET.
Sure, they have a shot at swiping some money from Benyamine but there’s a fat chance at them winning over Erica. As in, if they’re fat they have a chance.
Get it? Benyamine’s freakin huge.
Anyway, we haven’t caught any of the past episodes of 2M2MM but word is the show’s well done. Hard to screw it up though when you throw in a few Playboy Playmates tit-bouncing around in bikinis.
Related, obligatory photos of G4TV’s Olivia Munn in a bikini below.
We don't like to blow our own horn. We'd rather have "Attack of the Show" co-host Olivia Munn do that for us.
All things considered, we’re humble guys.
And we’re definitely not ones to toot our own horns, even if we have numerous occasions to do so. Like a lot of occasions. Tons. But it has just always seemed tacky to brag about our accolades, like us being named one of Bluff Magazine’s Top 20 most influential names in poker. Too self-obsessed for our tastes.
We’d rather put the spotlight on someone else. For example, the Attack of the Showon G4tv just did a piece on the three “Best Poker Blogs,” and of course, Wicked Chops Poker was included and was the only true blog of the three. But we’d rather focus on the other sites that made the list. It was these guys and this site.
Watch the Attack of the Show’s “Best Poker Blogs” piece below or here.
:: The World Poker Tour downsizing? Kim Jong Il playing poker in Vegas? Reriousry? (Click here and here)
:: The WPT Invitational is a celebrity poker tournament that actually has real celebrities (Click here)
:: Attack of the Show’s gamefully hot Olivia Munn pulls a Keeley Hazell by doing Phoebe Cates, Cameron Diaz and other actresses and somehow it’s not NSFW (Click here)
:: You have to admit, the fashionista-ers can pull off some pretty good poker faces (Click here)
:: Bodog’s Calvin Ayre is in London trying to get a UK gaming license. Wonder if the Bodog sportsbook has odds on that? (Click here)
:: Ali Larter is kind of pretty in a really hot kind of way (Cick here)
:: Hey look there’s something to do in Detroit besides getting murdered. And it involves poker (Click here)
:: Canuck busted in Winnipeg for playing poker gets off easy, still Canadian (Click here)
:: Austria launches state-run online poker site, the Dutch don’t (Click here and here)
:: Lisa Marie Scott in a bikini is fun to look at (Click here)
:: Massachusetts backasswards pro-casino, anti-online gaming bill gains support (Click here)
:: Video of the Miss LAX Bikini Contest is a good way to end this post (Click here)
P.S. There are readers who bitch about us not posting enough content over the holidays and there are those who send us links to uninhibitedly hot girls like Brazilian lingerie model Karina Flores, as Derek B. did yesterday. Suffice to say, we like the latter. Thanks Derek. The link here.
David Chicotsky: @wickedchops You know how I roll Wicked Chops:) By the way her name is Jennifer @Jennicide Leigh. Love your site, keep up the good work.
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