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Joanna Krupa PETA Campaign

by Wicked Chops Entity on December 4, 2009 TweetThis

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Penis = confused

Penis = confused

Lost somewhere in the news that Joanna Krupa is going to make an appearance on PokerStars’ Million Dollar Challenge was the slightly less controversial news that Joanna Krupa dressed like a naked angel holding a cross in her latest PETA ad campaign.

Krupa, who is hot and Catholic, supports PETA, which is dumb and stupid. So this campaign, to quote Troy from Community, is “wrinkling our brain.”

Naked Krupa = really good. Holding cross = bad. Puppies = good. Naked Krupa holding cross surrounded by puppies = bad. PETA = really bad.

* Pic source = www.wwtdd.com

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Keeley Hazell Gets Naked For PETA

by Wicked Chops Entity on November 19, 2009 TweetThis

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So it was nice today when we rolled out of our goose down feather beds onto our bear skin rugs, slipped into our sheepskin slippers and took a seat in our plush leather chairs to see Keeley Hazell naked online for a PETA campaign

No animals were harmed in the writing of this post, except perhaps a one-eyed snake named "Harry the Penis" and he wasn't so much harmed as he was handled.

There’s a direct correlation between Keeley Hazell getting naked and her appearing on Wicked Chops Poker. Unfortunately, she hasn’t appeared on Wicked Chops Poker in awhile.

So it was nice today to see photos of our official Wicked Chops Poker girl naked for the latest PETA campaign. As meat-eating bearskin rug owners who like to chase cats in our cars, we’re not really buying PETA’s message, but damn it if we don’t love their tactics of using hot naked chicks to get their point across. First it was Joanna Krupa. Now Keeley Hazell. They should just change PETA so it stands for Perpetuating Exposure of Tits and Ass and we’ll be its biggest supporters.

For a top-dropped, frontal NSFW version of the Keeley Hazell ad, click here.

Tagged as: Keeley Hazell, PETA

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