We didn’t think it was possible to make Lady GaGa’s “Poker Face” even a little bit tolerable. However, we never considered what the song may sound like in the capable hands of Eric Cartman.
On last night’s South Park, Eric Cartman did “Poker Face,” and really, we hope that’s the version they start playing on the radio from here on out. It’s something we could really dance to, if we actually danced in clubs instead of standing on the edge of the dance floor turning our heads to the side and quietly making fun of all the people who are dancing.
Watch the full episode (with a fuller version of Cartman’s “Poker Face” here).
We’re in transit mode the past 48 hours so we weren’t able to make some lame April Fool’s joke. Sorry. Plus we’ve got to wrap up our next Bluff article, so blame the lack of posts on Bluff Magazine. Go ahead. Blame them.
As filler until we get back to full-posting-mode, below is Lady GaGa’s wtf performance on American Idol last night.
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