by Wicked Chops Entity on 7.2.2010 in
Humor | 9 comments
by Wicked Chops Entity on 7.2.2010 in
Girls | no comments

Leave it to Lacey Jones to make things better.
Good news.
Our photog from the past few years and honorary Canadian entity Newby just got into town today, and he brought his camera with him. If you don’t know him by name you know his work (instant classics Angel Girl, the Jack Links’ Beef Jerky Girls [here & here ]and Brad Garrett’s Girlfriend, to name a few). Nothing against Gluten Free Charles, who’s been busting his butt the past few weeks, but nobody can perv stalk with a Nikon like Newby. The guy’s the freakin Jacques Cousteau of Girls on the Rail.
Below are some warm-up shots he just took from today’s action including photos of Lacey Jones, Samantha Ryan, Lisa Hamilton, girl with huge rack, and another girl with huge rack (who now has a name, Alexis Gilbard – thanks Benjo).
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Samantha Ryan
by Wicked Chops Entity on 6.28.2010 in
Girls | 1 comment

Samantha Ryan has seen stiffer competition.
All technology is designed first and foremost to make porn better. BETA or VHS? No porn on BETA, VHS wins out. And why did Al Gore invent the Internet? So man could watch porn for free. High Definition televisions? High Definition fucking. And cell phones were just simple devices you’d use to call people up until someone asked, “But how can I watch porn on this?” Voila: the iPhone. Get him drunk and Steve Jobs will even tell you as much.
Anyway, no idea where we’re going with this except to say UB-sponsored poker playing porn star Samantha Ryan (Tea Bags and Tossed Salads) is here at the 2010 WSOP in Event #49 ($1500 NLH). Probably the first time she’s ever had a guy limp in behind her (nyuck nyuck nyuck). Regardless, if you were at her table you’d have no idea she was a porn star, mainly because she isn’t doing this (definitely NSFW), or this (in no way shape or form is this remotely not NSFW), or this (absolutely, unequivocally, without question NSFW), or this (OMG what the hell is wrong with you how could you even click that you freaking pervert).
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Samantha Ryan
by Wicked Chops Entity on 6.4.2010 in
Girls | 5 comments

Welcome to the 2010 WSOP, Samantha Ryan.
Poker playing porn star
Samantha Ryan makes her
WSOP debut today in Event #11 ($1,500 NLH).
She showed up on the rail sweating the $10k Stud championship event last night with friend Tiffany Michelle. One thing we like about Samantha is she definitely, definitely looks D.T.F. Just hopefully she’s not looking D.T.F. with Doyle there.
In related news, check out our 2010 WSOP Girls on the Rail gallery here.
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Girls on the Rail,
Samantha Ryan,
Tiffany Michelle