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Krystal Forscutt Busting Out of a Bikini Brings You Today’s Poker News


Krystal Forscutt bikini goodnessThere’s really no excuse for us not featuring 21-year-old Aussie model Krystal Forscutt here on WCP more often. The ex-Big Brother-er ranks right up there with the best of them in the perfectly bodied department and is the undisputed champ when it comes to wearing bikinis that don’t come anywhere close to fitting. Enjoy some clickalicious pics of Krystal below and here. And just in case you didn’t see it below, there are some links to poker news.

:: US American troops now get to play cards and kill terrorists thanks to custom poker table maker Randy Ying who shipped some felts to that sand lot they call Iraq (Click here)

:: Legendary leg spinner Shane Warne says poker and family will keep him from returning to the pitch at Hampshire (Click here)

:: Crazy Bitch Tiffany Williamson, a woman, somehow managed to donk and chop her way to a nice cash at the Foxwoods Poker Classic (Click here)

:: Claim that Brandon Cantu stiffed dealers at Bay 101 leads to lengthy tipping etiquette thread led by Matt Savage (Click here)

:: Finally, a NorCal Poker Tournament Player of the Year ranking system!!! (Click here)

:: Ex-talk show host-er and prescription drug peddler Montel Williams will play for the stars and stripes at the Poker Nations Cup in Wales (Click here)

:: Online poker software licenser GigaMedia is confident Amercia Jr. won’t enact a UIGEA-like law (Click here)

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Sex-Texter Shane Warne Gets in SMS Trouble at Aussie Millions


Emily Scott photoShane Warne, the Australian cricket legend and now full-time pokerer for 888.com, was busted Wednesday at the Aussie Millions Poker Championship for sending text messages at the poker table, something that is generating news in the media and cricket circles because the leg spinner famously has a penchant for SMS-ing chicks he bangs and wants to bang who aren’t his wife.

No word on who Warne was texting at the table yesterday, which resulted in him getting a 5 minute penalty, but we’re gonna go out on a limb and say it was Australian hottie Emily Scott (above pic). Why? Because we like the photos of Emily Scott after the jump.

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Headline We’ll Use If Annette Obrestad Wins Aussie Millions Event: Annette Obrestad Comes On Top Down Under; Also, Shane Warne Signs Deal with 888.com


AussiemillionsIf we were Stephen A. Smith, we’d start this article by screaming saying, "Let’s keep it real." When Annette Obrestad won the inaugural WSOP Europe Main Event, that pretty much used up all of our "a woman just won a major poker tournament" jokes for the next decade. Because seriously, like that’ll happen again in our lifetime.

So instead of sitting on this one until 2055, let’s just go on record and say that if Annette Obrestad wins the 2008 Aussie Millions Main Event (we reference Annette because she’s the only woman that has shown she can win such an event–PROVE US WRONG ANNA WROBLEWSKI), then our headline would definitely be: Annette Obrestad Comes On Top Down Under. Gold, we tells ya. Gold.

In completely unrelated news, Shane Warne, the controversial cricketer-turned-poker-player, will soon announce a deal with 888.com. Said deal will be confirmed early next week. And that’s the bloody oath!

The opposite of "bodgy" Aussie Millions reporting

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Cricketer Shane Warne Bowled Over By Poker


Bikini CricketShane Warne, the controversial Australian cricketer considered to be one of the best legspinners in the history of the silly game we know nothing about, has said that he will not be available to compete in the Twenty20 Cup this summer because he’ll be in Las Vegas for the 2008 World Series of Poker.

The 38-year-old cricket star, who last year narrowly avoided charges of operating an illegal gambling site called PokerCricket.com, also said that he’s close to signing a deal with a poker site, which we’re guessing is PokerStars.com a la a creepy ginger Boris Becker type deal. Says Warne, “There is a deal in the pipeline with a poker company that will involve playing in certain events through the year. I can fit what I do around the cricket.”

More on the story here.

In related news:

Photos of morally casual chicks playing cricket in bikinis

A video of morally casual chicks playing cricket in bikinis

Photos of cricket cheerleaders

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