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Zynga Poker: Hacker Steals $12 Million in Virtual Chips


Was kinda hoping Brit hacker Ashley Mitchell looked like Danica Thrall, but unfortunately, much like Shannon Shorr, he's a dude.

If you haven’t been paying attention to the Zynga Poker “story,” you should.

The social media gaming platform averages two-to-three times more active players than PokerStars, and has a base of between 36-38M virtual accounts.

Aaaand they face the same hacking issues as real money gaming platforms.

Copy & paste from MSNBC:

A gambling addict hacked into gaming heavyweight Zynga and stole 400 billion virtual poker chips worth $12 million to sell on the black market. He got caught and now he’s facing some very real prison time.

Brit Ashley Mitchell, not a woman, 29, sold about $86,000 of virtual chips before he was caught. He has pled guilty to five charges under the U.K.’s Computer Misuse Act and the Proceeds from Crime Act.

While players can’t “cash out” their virtual chips, they still have value online for virtual goods, status, playing games, etc.

The bigger question, now, however is: Is this Stupid Poker Criminal Hall of Fame nominee worthy?

Read more here.

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Stupid Poker Criminals Hall of Fame: Grand Rapids Poker Club



It’s been awhile, so it’s about time for a new Stupid Poker Criminals Hall of Fame induction. Let’s all give a hearty welcome to the Grand Rapids Poker Club.

The story: a raid of an illegal poker operation at a Ramada Plaza Hotel in Kentwood, Michigan yielded over 20 arrests recently.

Normally these raids don’t make it onto our radar anymore, but since the organizers actively passed out fliers, advertised the game on Craigslist, and most importantly, brought in topless dealers for the event, really, how were we going to ignore it?

Watch the above video or read here for more details.

In completely unrelated news, watch British bobsledder Gillian Cooke, a woman, split her spandex before a race here.

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Planet Hollywood Poker Room Supervisors Inducted Into Stupid Poker Hall of Fame


Planet Hollywood Poker Room Supervisors

From left to right: Stupid, Stupid, Stupid and Stupid (aka Scott Marshall, Jonathan Sanner, Jason Peterson and Thomas R. Kordick)

We love ourselves some stupid poker criminals, and while they’re few and far between these days, they’re just as stupid as ever.

Case in point, the four new members we’re inducting into the hallowed halls of our Stupid Poker Criminals Hall of Fame today:  Jonathan Sanner, Jason Peterson, Thomas R. Kordick, and Scott Marshall.

The four stupid poker criminals were supervisors/managers at the Planet Hollywood poker room who allegedly pocketed $2,201 in phony jackpot payoffs. As anyone who is not stupid would guess, the guys were busted by surveillance video in the casino.

The Las Vegas Sun explains:

To work the scam, according to arrest reports, Sanner and Peterson made up three false names who had “won” a special poker hand on Aug. 14. Marshall and Kordick did the same for one fictional player on Aug. 15.

The men were in charge of signing off on the payouts and had access to the cash payouts.

Surveillance staff at Planet Hollywood noticed that none of the fictitious players — with their fake names signed on forms by the men arrested in the scam — had ever played poker, police reports said. Video footage also showed Kordick creating a $487 “high hand” jackpot on a Planet Hollywood record log. Then Marshall, as supervisor in charge, signed off on the payout.

The four now face several charges, including theft, forgery, conspiracy and embezzlement.

Check out some of our other Stupid Poker Criminal Hall of Fame members below:

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