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2009 WSOP Ladies Event Photo Dump


2009 WSOP Ladies Event

Go ahead and insert your own sexual/poker innuendo caption to this photo from the 2009 WSOP Ladies Event in the comments below.

The 2009 WSOP Ladies Event is down to 250 or so ladies lady-ing it out for the ladies title, and among the lady leaders are a few FOWCP ladies including Maria Hoooooooooooooo!!! (31,500) and Maria “Maridu” Myrnick (31,000). Leading all the ladies is Tamara Tibbles with 41,000. If Tamara isn’t already a porn star (could that be her above?) she should be with a name like that.

Other “notables” still in include CardPlayers’ Kristy Arnett (28k), Anh Le (24k), JJ Liu (22,800), Svetlana “Glum Girl” Gromenkova (21k), Anna Wroblewski (14,500), Beth Shak (10,400), Evy Ng (10,200) and Christina Lindley (6500).

Click away below at the two pages of photos from today’s event.

Editor’s note: Please insert “a woman” after all names above.

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2008 WSOP Update: Poker Pro Erick Lindgren Goes for Bracelet #2 + Some Dude Gives a Lot of Money to Charity


Full Tilt Poker pro Erick Lindgren goes for second 2008 WSOP bracelet

We didn’t do a full update yesterday from the WSOP, mostly because one development truly left us horrified. We didn’t know how to report it. Because it surely had to have been made up. Seriously, who does what we are about to report? What kind of a person would do this? Definitely not anybody we know, that’s for sure.

:: Event #14 ($10,000 Seven Card Stud) - We spent a good portion of the day yesterday trying to verify this story because it seemed like something out of a Jerry Bruckheimer movie. A very bad Jerry Bruckheimer movie with no explosions. But apparently it’s true. Eric Brooks won his first WSOP bracelet (and making his first cash too) in Event #14, the Seven Card Stud World Championship. He subsequently then GAVE ALL OF THE PRIZE MONEY–$415,856 TO BE EXACT–TO CHARITY. Read that last sentence again. Is he flipping crazy? Aren’t there laws that prevent mentally deranged people from doing shit like this? We’re not sure what this country is coming to, but we are sure it’s a place we don’t want to be. Full results here.

:: Event #15 ($1,000 Ladies Only) - Read about Glum Girl Svetlana Gromenkova and her thrilling victory here.

:: Event #16 ($2,000 Limit Omaha Hi-Low) - Chalk up yet another Omaha final table to The Intense Stare of Scott Clements. However, do not chalk up another bracelet. He finished seventh, banking $36,232. Instead, the tourney was taken down by Justin Guarini Andrew Brown. This is Brown’s first WSOP bracelet, banking $226,483 and denying Ted Forrest, who finished second, his sixth. Get full results here.

:: Event #17 ($1,500 NLH Shoot-Out) - "Friends and family" final table won by Jason Young. Full results here.

:: Event #18 ($10,000 2-7 Lowball w/ Rebuys) - Always a "who’s who" event with big names galore. Full Tilt Poker pro Erick Lindgren, who could easily run away with 2008 World Series of Poker Player of the Year honors, takes a massive chip to the final table, stacked at 1,104,000. He’s followed by Barry Greenstein (541,000), super skinny Mike Matusow (520,000), Jeffrey Lisandro (461,000), David Benyamine (410,000), Tony G (394,000), and last year’s POY, Tom Schneider (162,000). First place pays $537,682. Get final table updates starting at 3pm PST here.

:: Event #19 ($1,500 Pot Limit Omaha) - Fast play in this one, as 759 entered and only 46 remain. Vanessa Selbst, a woma–, a woma–, ugh, a woman, is big stacked with 203,600. Other big name big stacks include Nam Le (59,500) and Chau Giang (58,300). Get full chip counts here.

:: Event #20 ($2,000 Limit Hold’em) - The last tourney of the day saw 479 enter. Play concluded with 125 remaining. The chip leader is Daniel Makowsky, stacked at 49,200. World renown cougar and WCP guest blogger Michele Lewis was eliminated towards the end of the day, but gave us some "big ups" (her words) in this interview with hottie Tiffany Michelle. Also in the event but eliminated was NWP’s Bryan Micon. Watch his latest Degenerate Update below. Get full Event #20 chip counts here.

2008 WSOP Band of Bloggers: Get full recaps and payouts from WorldSeriesofPoker.com here. Get Dr. Pauly’s take on WSOP happenings here. Gary Wise has some thoughts here. Please please don’t forget Pokerati here. And get Poker Prof’s recap and more photos here.

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Glum Girl Gromenkova Killing the Ladies Event


Svetlana Gromenkova at the WSOP Svetlana Gromenkova at the WSOP Svetlana Gromenkova at the WSOP

Glum Girl Svetlana Gromenkova, a woman, seen above in various stages of glumness, is destroying the field right now in the Ladies No-Limit Hold’em World Championship at the 2008 WSOP. With 21 players left, Glum Girl is stacked at 320,000, with her nearest competitor, Christine Priday, a woman, stacked at 180,000.

Patty Till, a woman, who just attended the WSOP Academy Ladies Event, is in third right now with 148,000. Till will be looking to do what Sally Ann Boyer did last year — go from poker camp to poker champ in a matter of days.

Of note, Hoa Nguyen, a woman, is still in and still not a man, despite what the NY Times Freakonomics Blog reported today. Understandable mistake considering the WSOP site links to this Hoa Nguyen, a man, who finished 34th in the WSOP Main Event last year.

UPDATE: Steven Levitt just updated his Freakonomics blog with an addendum and also links to the old Tilt Boys photos of Rafe Furst and Phil Gordon dressed as chicks. Check it out here.

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WPT Foxwoods Poker Classic: Glum Girl Svetlana Gromenkova Busts on the Bubble, Glummier Than Ever


Svetlana Gromenkova bubbles at WPT Foxwoods Poker ClassicWith one elimination to go before the money at the WPT Foxwoods Poker Classic, Svetlana Gromenkova, or as she’s known worldwide, "Glum Girl," busted on the bubble when her pocket Queens ran into Robert Richardson’s pocket Aces.

One can only imagine how much more glum this made Svetlana (at right).

Other just-missing-the-money eliminations included Erick Lindgren, who earlier in the day called the floor to rule on whether or not Young Phan was allowed to listen to the Spice Girls on his iPod, and Barry Greenstein.

With 33 currently remaining, Paul Snead, Raj Patel, and Ted Forrest are chip leaders. Paul Darden and Erik Seidel are also still alive.

Get full live reporting and chip counts from the WPT’s always solid tournament team here.

UPDATE: Day 3 ended shortly after this post with 33 players remaining.  Allen Bari is the big stack at 814,500. He’s followed by Raj Patel with 723,500. Paul Snead has 595,000. Paul Darden (431,500), Erik Seidel (417,500), Ted Forrest (378,500) are still kickin.

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Holy Crap, Glum Girl Smiled


Svetlana Gromenkova

In what may be the biggest story at the 2008 WPT LA Poker Classic today, Svetlana Gromenkova has cracked a smile.

Perhaps it’s because she’s still in on Day 3 with 79 players left and sitting above average in chips.

In related big news at the LAPC, although nowhere near as big, Phil Ivey has been at or near the top of the chip count all day and last we checked is stacked at 550,000. Antonio Esfandiari, the new face of the World Poker Tour and the 2004 LAPC champion, is also among the leaders with 395,000 (scratch that…he just took a $238k hit). Others near the top of the chip count include Daniel Fuhs (352,000), Theo Tran (274,000) and the insufferably annoying Humberto Brenes (231,000). Of note, both last year’s LAPC champion, Eric Hershler, and the 2006 LAPC champion, Alan Goehring, are still in, with 94,000 and 88,000, respectively.

Be sure to check out BJ Nemeth’s comment to this post, which gives some great Nemethian insight on Ivey’s WPT successes and failures over the years.

By the way, rumors that we aren’t actually at the LA Poker Classic today and are instead playing beach volleyball with the McMurray sisters from Birmingham who are visiting their cousins in Hermosa for the week are categorically untrue, if categorically somehow means “partially.”

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