There’s really no excuse for us not featuring 21-year-old Aussie model Krystal Forscutt here on WCP more often. The ex-Big Brother-er ranks right up there with the best of them in the perfectly bodied department and is the undisputed champ when it comes to wearing bikinis that don’t come anywhere close to fitting. Enjoy some clickalicious pics of Krystal below and here. And just in case you didn’t see it below, there are some links to poker news.
:: US American troops now get to play cards and kill terrorists thanks to custom poker table maker Randy Ying who shipped some felts to that sand lot they call Iraq (Click here)
:: Legendary leg spinner Shane Warne says poker and family will keep him from returning to the pitch at Hampshire (Click here)
:: Crazy Bitch Tiffany Williamson, a woman, somehow managed to donk and chop her way to a nice cash at the Foxwoods Poker Classic (Click here)
:: Claim that Brandon Cantu stiffed dealers at Bay 101 leads to lengthy tipping etiquette thread led by Matt Savage (Click here)
:: Finally, a NorCal Poker Tournament Player of the Year ranking system!!! (Click here)
:: Ex-talk show host-er and prescription drug peddler Montel Williams will play for the stars and stripes at the Poker Nations Cup in Wales (Click here)
:: Online poker software licenser GigaMedia is confident Amercia Jr. won’t enact a UIGEA-like law (Click here)
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We here at Wicked Chops Poker are sad.
Before we even got the chance to take some snaps of Tiffany Williamson, whom we’d never ever seriously call a bitch, she busted out.
Crazy Bitch.
Here’s how it happened, courtesy of (i.e. stolen from) Card Player. And note, apparently she’s still into going into the tank for extended periods of time, much to the delight of her table we’re sure.
Mark Shoichet raises preflop to $600 and Tiffany Williamson makes the call. The flop comes 9-4-3 and Shoichet bets $600. Williamson raises to $3,000 and Shoichet goes all-in. Williamson then asks Shoichet, "Do you have trips?" After 5 minutes, Shoichet calls the clock on Williamson. She calls and turns over 10-10. Shoichet has K-K and the board bricks out for Williamson, who is eliminated early on in the championship event. Fucking Crazy Bitch*.
Others now busted include 10-time bracelet winner Phil Hellmuth, Shannon Elizabeth, Gavin Smith, Todd Brunson, and Dax Shepard, who although he flopped a straight flush (and dropped an f-bomb when he did, incurring a 10 minute penalty), couldn’t manage to win another pot.
* Last line of Card Player report fabricated.
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Last week we discussed why Dayne Baverman, Al Qaeda, David Williams, Nickelback, Demi Moore & Gisele Bunchen, and students at Northern Marianas "College" hated us. Now, the epic conclusion of the Top 10 People Who Hate Wicked Chops Poker…
5. Ja Rule – A last minute addition to our list, Ja Rule is. After our post over the weekend, we are sure he would diss us in a rap…if he knew how to diss…or how to rap. Even worse, the most pub Ja has received recently is from our article poking fun at his new poker site, which then got fed to this Clay Aiken fan site. Since this Aiken fan site apparently is so well-read that it will be our new Top Referrer by the end of the week, it’s highly probably that Claymates or Clayiacs or whatever the hell they’re called have suddenly and unexpectedly provided Ja with even more non-fans than he has ever had before.
4. Anna Benson – We love Anna Benson of golddiggerpoker.com. Seriously, we do. So what if she’s a (publicity) whore? We don’t care. This ex-stripper is getting paid. Listen, it’s not like she’s sore on the eyes. And she likes poker. And would let a whole team of ballplayers poke her if her on-again-off-again hubby ever cheated on her. What’s not to like?
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