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It's no secret, we're suckers for all things Cookier.
So it's worth quickly noting there's a fantastic new thread here where Detective T.J. Cookier takes a crack at solving who at Ultimate Bet is threatening Nat Arem.
Extra props to Todd Brunson for chiming in and commissioning some personal Photoshop work (view thread page here).
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In a shocking reversal, John McCain has dumped
Quote McCain’s camp:
"While T.J. Cookier has served his country well for many, many years, his love of craps and inability to win ‘the big one’ ultimately led us to change course. Plus, we’d much rather look at Sarah Palin for the next 8 years than an old, crumbly cookie. Even if he is delicious."
Cookier could not yet be reached for comment.
Palin has sexily served as Alaskas sultry Governor for the past two years, more than qualifying her for the most important job in the world.
When not governing Alaska, Palin wears skimpy lingerie around the house and gives hot oil body massages.
As reader APOSEC72 has already
While we won’t go that far, more Sarah Palin pics after the jump. Very hot for teachery…
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Earlier today, DrudgeReport.com broke that John McCain would leak his VP running mate at 6pm EST. And on cue, he has.
To the shock of many (except us Entities), John McCain has tabbed T.J. Cookier as his VP pick.
McCain and Cookier go waaaaaaaaaaay back and will form the most "senior" ticket in U.S. American presidential election history.
Both also love playing craps. The two promise to be the most craps playing ticket in U.S. American political history as well.
They both will likely drink lots of warm milk at night too.
Developing…
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Editor’s Note: So it’s come to this. There is such a void of good poker news right now that we’re talking about fucking avatars. Can any of you pros reading this stab someone in a poker room please?
Apparently Full Tilt Poker ignored
Instead, we get the above. These avatars would’ve been awesome when we were 10 and
Regardless, we’ve seen some penguins popping up, which maybe is acceptable if you’re from Canada since you’ve got penguins in your backyard like we have squirrels, but that’s about it. Haven’t seen any cops. Very few leprechauns and Merlins…probably cause that demo is too busy playing Dungeons & Dragons.
To FTP’s credit, that panda one will definitely appeal to the Chinese market if and when they open to their doors to online poker. Steve Lipscomb probably just commissioned his graphic design department to come up with a
In related news, 2+2′ers everywhere creamed their pants with the release of Patrik Antonius‘ new avatar (below). However, and we never thought we’d say this, but looking at that juxtaposition, see how it lacks the sheer sexual magnetism of Cookier. That Cookier pulls more ass than a toilet seat.
Read more about the avatars if you truly hate yourself here.
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Typically if you wait long enough, something that was once funny but got old gets funny again. Like with us Entities, we never stopped saying "Waaazzzzuuuup" cause it never ceased being funny just started saying "Waaazzzuuup" again because it’s been long enough that it’s funny.
So hopefully the last couple of weeks the T.J. Cookier stuff (in case you missed it,
With that said, even if it’s not funny again just yet, could anyone at Full Tilt Poker please make a Cookier avatar? Or would it crash the servers because every player on the site would simultaneously select Cookier as their avatar?
Not sure why they don’t. They already have a Jerry Buss (left of Cookier) and a stupid sexy Helen Mirren looking one that for some reason all the Scandinavians seem to pick.
Editor’s Note: For 3 1/2 years every time we type Scandinavians we’ve spelled it wrong and it’s been corrected by spell check. So thank you spell check.
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Just getting Part II of our podcast up. No poker here. 100% discussing and debating The Walking Dead. We’re joined by an esteemed panel, including Jason Newitt, Dave “F-Train” Behr, Jeff Holsey, and Entities Chops and Colin. If you were a fan of the show, you’ll like the debate. We discuss problems with the show, [...]
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We recorded a two-parter podcast yesterday. Part I is now live and discusses The Rise and Fall of Ray Bitar WCi feature with its author, Dave “F-Train” Behr. In it, F-Train details the interview process for the feature, as well some conclusions that could be drawn about the man who helped make Full Tilt Poker the [...]
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