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The Entities Who Comprise Wicked Chops Poker Didn’t Last Long in the WPT Invitational


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A year's supply of steak was wasted just so Jose Canseco could wear that outfit. Photo Credit:
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Let's just say that the Entities who comprise Wicked Chops Poker have had much, much better outings than what happened at the WPT Invitational on Saturday.

Usually when the Entities go out and play any event, after the inevitable bedlam ensues, at least 1/3 of said Entities cracks "the money" or "the final table." Without the requisite exaggeration, this happens about 90% of the time.

What happens 0% of the time is having all Entities gone with about the first 25% of the field.

So there really is a first time for everything.

Some random notes:

:: Ricki Lake, who looks way better at 40 than she did at 30, is more or less responsible for crippling Snake, leading to his eventual ouster.

:: Not that we weren't going to already, but Samm Levine sold us on seeing Inglorious Basterds.

:: For whatever reason, wearing nothing but leather isn't totally bizarre looking on Jose Canseco.

:: People really love them some William Hung.

:: Derek Hough and Shannon Elizabeth are still dating.

:: And for the .01% of our readers who watch The Bachelor, Chris Harrison says that about 99% of what's on Reality Steve's blog is "totally fabricated."

Final six play it out today. Keep track of it here.

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The Entities Who Comprise Wicked Chops Poker Playing WPT Invitational Saturday


All three Entities who comprise Wicked Chops Poker will be playing in the WPT Invitational Saturday night.

Our one and only goal: to win the Blue Diamond Almonds Bold Player of the Day.

Book it.

Follow the action (we think) over at WorldPokerTour.com starting around 10 PM EST.

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There’s a Chance We May Think Kimberly Lansing is Pretty


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We’re not sure if we’ve mentioned this before but we think the World Poker Tour’s Kimberly Lansing is really pretty. It’s the kind of thing we also tell our current/first wives all the time, because it’s good to remind them that we think so, to which they always respond, “Who is Kimberly Lansing?”

If you missed it, Kimberly–who will be dressing as wonder woman, Betty Boop, Princess Leia or Lara Croft at an upcoming WPT event, you pick–kicked ass at the WPT Invitational a few weeks ago, finishing 8th in a field of 445 that included a number of celebrity card tossers and many of the world’s best poker players (drunk off their asses). The winner of the event, because you don’t care, was Van Nguyen, who we’ve yet to see a photo of anywhere. All the ones we’ve seen just show some Asian lady (the dealer?) holding up the cash.

Below and after the jump photos of Kimberly Lansing. She’s really pretty.

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Anyone Know Who This Girl is at the WPT Invitational


She didn’t last long Saturday night at the WPT Invitational but long enough for our drunken photographer to snap a few pics of her. We never found out if she was a “celebrity” of sorts, or just a friend of one, but we heard she was digging us and since all of us entities are currently, at this time, this moment, right now, today, still with our first wives, we wanted to let her down easy with this blog post. Yeah, we’re heartbreakers ladies. Sorry.
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Layla Kayleigh Breasts Spectacular at the WPT Invitational
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Trishelle Cannatella at the WPT Invitational
Kenna James and Hoyt Corkins Brokeback photo

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Breasts Spectacular: Layla Kayleigh and JC Tran at the WPT Invitational


Quien es mas spectacular breasts? Layla Kayleigh o JC Tran?

Within “poker circles,” it’s widely recognized that poker pro J.C. Tran has the most spectacular breasts on the circuit today. They are truly exquisite.

However, this informal poll of poker insiders we refer to does not also take into account those who “cover” poker. If it did, then surely World Poker Tour hostess Layla Kayleigh would rank at the top.

If anyone can appreciate spectacular breasts, it’s J.C. Tran. Seriously, J.C. sees spectacular breasts everyday when looking in the mirror. So it should come as no surprise that he knows how to recognize a spectacular pair when he sees them.

What does come as a surprise though is that he somehow managed to not glance once at Layla’s top section during his interview with her Saturday night. The guy has focus. It’s why he kills it on the poker circuit. That and because he has spectacular breasts.

More photos of the spectacularly breasted, perfectly hourglass-figured Layla Kayleigh and the spectacularly breasted J.C. Tran at the WPT Invitational after the jump . . .

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