Somewhere between Phil Gordon’s handsome mug and Borat Sagdiyev of Kazakhstan, and in the midst of thousands upon thousands of gorgeous women who, if you are married, never existed until you were, lies Wicked Chops Poker’s MySpace page.
A humble web abode complete with some of your favorite players, a few wicked chops regulars, a couple celeb types, a handful of frauds posing as poker pros and a harem of hot chicks who bare their souls, musicals tastes and pretty much everything else, the Wicked Chops Poker MySpace page exists for no good reason whatsoever; well, except to share with you every now and then a beautiful girl who enjoys long walks on the beach, breakfast in bed and stuff like sticking her tongue out at you (like Erica from California) or jamming it in another girl’s mouth (thank you Tiffany from Hawaii).
Oh, and yes, we’ll talk poker too.
So if you’re already on MySpace, please drop on by. And yes, thanks in advance for the add.
If you’re not on MySpace. Don’t be such a lame, productive prude. Sign up today.
Or tomorrow sometime.