Somewhere between Phil Gordon’s handsome mug and Borat Sagdiyev of Kazakhstan, and in the midst of thousands upon thousands of gorgeous women who, if you are married, never existed until you were, lies Wicked Chops Poker’s MySpace page.
A humble web abode complete with some of your favorite players, a few wicked chops regulars, a couple celeb types, a handful of frauds posing as poker pros and a harem of hot chicks who bare their souls, musicals tastes and pretty much everything else, the Wicked Chops Poker MySpace page exists for no good reason whatsoever; well, except to share with you every now and then a beautiful girl who enjoys long walks on the beach, breakfast in bed and stuff like sticking her tongue out at you (like Erica from California) or jamming it in another girl’s mouth (thank you Tiffany from Hawaii).
Oh, and yes, we’ll talk poker too.
So if you’re already on MySpace, please drop on by. And yes, thanks in advance for the add.
If you’re not on MySpace. Don’t be such a lame, productive prude. Sign up today.
Or tomorrow sometime.
March 21, 2006 10:05 pm,
and yes, it is purely ironic that this post appears at the same time we have 69 friends on myspace. not sure why it’s ironic but it is. purely.
March 22, 2006 5:29 am,
My Space scares me.
March 22, 2006 8:25 am,
uh, erica is gorgeous. do you guys know her?
how the hell are girls like jennifer anniston and britney spears considered beautiful when girls like erica exist?
all so perplexing.
March 22, 2006 10:01 am,
I just checked out your MySpace page….and I must admit, I am extremely disapointed to not see a pic of Snake, taken from his camera phone, with his shirt off, in the bathroom mirror. Very sad.
By the way, I heard MySpace is an awesome place for guys in their 30′s to pick up 17 and 18 year old bisexual hotties.
March 22, 2006 10:28 am,
and when you say you “heard heard MySpace is an awesome place for guys in their 30′s to pick up 17 and 18 year old bisexual hotties” what you’re really trying to say is that you’re a dude in your 30s who thought he met someone special on MySpace and found out that it was actually a transgender barely 18-er and despite that you still said, why the hell not?
listen, i’m no one to judge anyone so you’re secret is safe with me.
and our readers.
March 22, 2006 12:31 pm,
i wasn’t scared of myspace … but now i’m scared of dirk.
March 22, 2006 12:53 pm,
Dear Dirk,
What you hear is true. My social calendar has never been so full. And all it took was a MySpace page, a discerning eye, and a believable alias! Who knew?
Sincerely,
Gene Simmons
March 23, 2006 3:01 pm,
Myspace? Chops – i didn’t know you were in high school… and yet, you have a PLETHORA of hotties linked to you. i just don’t get it.
Mrs. Chops must be a lot more understanding than Mrs. Dynamite
-KD
March 23, 2006 4:02 pm,
our wcp interns are all high school students we feed a steady diet of mac + cheese, mountain dew and soft core porn…and it was their idea..so blame it on them.
You should see our Friendster page.
but really though, it was all the “wicked” side’s doing, not chops (you hear that lady chops). the wicked wives are still underage and understanding. great ladies they are. or girls i guess i should say.
March 24, 2006 9:25 am,
high school kids and Bill Rini that is