In what has to be the least shocking news story in poker all year, Michael "The Grinder" Mizrachi has officially won the Card Player POY title.
The Grinder has been on a two year run where he’s banked over $5M in tournament earnings that can only be described as "sick," "ridiculous," "retarded," "stupid," and a slew of other "bad" sounding words that nowadays means that something is "good." Today’s youth…so Mongoloidian. That’ll stick, right? Mongolodian? "Josh Smith’s dunk last night was Mongolodian dude!" Yep, totally.
In related news, Chad Brown still leads the BLUFF Magazine rankings, and Daniel Negreanu still leads the WCP Player Power Index (although you’ll see the Grinder making a charge up our rankings in the next release).
Congrats to Grinder for a Mongolodian year!