The Jeff Madsen 2/5/10 Borgata Winter Poker Open Conspiracy

2-5-10: Never Forget

(Editor’s Note: this post was submitted by the newly formed 2/5/10 Truthers)

According to the Borgata Winter Poker Open website (view here), Jeff Madsen won their Main Event yesterday, February 5th, 2010.

Or did he?

Consider the evidence:

:: There is no actual video tape footage of Madsen soaring to victory…only¬†this after-the-fact interview that plays at just a frame a per second and could’ve been easily staged.

:: Why were there no Jews at the final table? Did the Borgata give them advance warning of a Madsen conspiracy?

:: If he really did win the event, then how come PokerPages hasn’t updated their database with the information (yet)?

:: He won the event on February 5th, 2010. Did you know if you fold a five dollar bill in half, then diagonally, then in half again, it spells: “Madsen Borgata”? For real. Try it.

:: Madsen’s performance on 2/5/10 was described by “some” as a “controlled demolition” of the final table. Sound familiar?

Plus, we’re hearing rumors that Sirous Jamshidi will be releasing an audio tape sometime this weekend claiming responsibility for the victory. How though, can we be 100% sure that it’s really Jamshidi on the audiotape? Or that the Borgata, or the U.S. American Government itself, didn’t splice audio from other known Jamshidi tapes together to make this confession? How can we be sure?

Here’s the truth: at the end of the day, we may simply never know who really won the Borgata Winter Poker Open. Was it Madsen, Jamshidi…the Government???

With that in mind, we demand an investigation. We demand the truth. And we demand it now.

Signed,

The 2/5/10 Truthers

 

16 Responses

  1. Grange95

    February 6, 2010 3:20 pm, Reply

    How do we know the supposed “Final Table” wasn’t just staged in a Hollywood movie studio? This entire tournament is just a cover for an international conspiracy involving the Illuminati, Simon Cowell, Microsoft, and the Federation of Rodeo Clowns.

    Look at the evidence! “Borgata Winter Poker Open” is just an anagram for “Pot, Earring, Ewok Porn Beat”. Coincidence? I think not.

  2. Kosh

    February 7, 2010 8:47 am, Reply

    I’m so glad we have people like JM who introduce such a healthy skepticism into our thinking. Of course the 9-11 attacks were orchestrated by the government. How could anyone ever think otherwise?

    Also the Moon landings they were faked too.

    As for the Holocaust, it never happened.

    And don’t forget, the Earth ain’t a round ball either. It’s shaped like a burrito.

  3. Jay G

    February 7, 2010 11:43 am, Reply

    Wake up, People. Don’t you people get it! The entities that comprise Wickedchops are part of the conspiracy!!! In fact, I know for a fact that they are the master puppeteers in this grotesque theater. Their snarky denouncements of Madsen are simply their way of creating skepticism. Their using humor and tits to throw us off the track.

    The truth is that poker is game devised by aliens and given to the Mayans centuries ago. Through the years a cabal of high priests, government functionaries, and tournament directors (have you ever looked Matt Savage in the eye?) have been working together with the help of the Rand Corporation and JP Morgan chase to control the game. Led by the Wicked Brother and Chops — ESPECIALLY Chops — they plan nothing less than full control of the Sunday guarantee tournaments on both Full Tilt and Stars! It’s true, people. Don’t hide your head in the sand any longer. Wake up! Stop slouching! Eat your greens!

    Thank GOD we have Madsen. Who else is brave and savvy enough to take on the ENTITIES.

  4. Brian

    February 8, 2010 8:07 pm, Reply

    May be the best post EVAH!!! But, I’d like to load up the page and NOT SEE Jeff Madsen’s face anymore!!!!

  5. Spike

    February 11, 2010 9:22 am, Reply

    Can we even be sure that the Borgata exists? Sure, I have memories of playing poker there, getting sucked out on at the 3-6 limit tables by senior citizens when they cold call 3 bets with their 5-3 offsuit vs. my AA, but did it really happen, or is my mind being controlled by the government to think that it happened as part of their conspiracy.

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