As promised, the last part of our Wicked Chops Poker Awards is below and ready to go. Read Part I
Best Online Poker Site for Talking Shit: Bodog. Not sure why, but if you’re a good shit-talker and like getting under people’s skin, Bodog is the place for you to rage. F***ing luckboxes.
Best Online Poker Site for All-In Fests: Full Tilt Poker. If we’re looking to get a Kate Moss-esque quick fix and don’t have a lot of time to waste, Full Tilt’s turbo SNG’s basically turn into push monkey all-in fests after the first level or two. Perfect little bump.
Best Online Poker Site if You Like Pictures of Children and Dogs: Poker Stars. We love Poker Stars. We don’t like other people’s kids or dogs. Somebody needs to conduct a study to determine the percentage of runners on Stars that use a baby/family/dog photo for their icon. We’re guessing at least 20%. Gotta be.
Best Poker Blogger Trip Reporter: Kid Dynamite. We keep saying it, but Kid Dynamite is the most under-rated poker blogger out there. And we’ll keep saying it until he becomes over-rated and hated. His trip reports are particularly good. Read his latest batch here, here and here.
Best Poker Buttaface: Chantel McNulty. This was a tough one that required lots of examination and re-examination. But we eventually settled on
Best Poker-Friendly Politician: Barney Frank. Whould woulda thunk a gay Massachusets Democrat would be
Most Accomplished Duke Poker Graduate: Vanessa Rousso. Not sure if anybody knew this, but Vanessa Rousso, a woman,
And that’s it for the first annual Wicked Chops Poker Awards. We’ll be at it again next year.