We were going to call this post “Guess Whose Breasts” but that would have come across as an unrefined and uncivilized attempt to pander to the prurient interests of our readers’ minds for the sake of lowbrow amusement and thoughtless blog content, and we prefer not to stoop to such sophomoric antics here at Wicked Chops Poker. But since we have no idea what all that means, go ahead and guess whose breasts these are. Guess right and you might win a WCP shirt or something.
October 5, 2006 4:58 pm,
Chops?
October 5, 2006 5:09 pm,
No April, I’m pretty sure they belong to Snake.
October 5, 2006 6:39 pm,
whoevers they are they are nice! Can I have a tee shirt for being correct that its a great chest.
October 5, 2006 6:51 pm,
Snake was my first thought, too.
October 5, 2006 9:33 pm,
Id know those tits any where. those there are bill frists.
October 6, 2006 12:37 am,
Lacey Jones? Maybe not.
Anna Benson? I don’t think so.
Savannah from McDonough? Could be.
That model who plays in your home games? I can’t find her name anywhere…
Anyway – Congrats on exapnding your media empire into boob hugging wife beaters. Oh, and I read your column in Bluff Magazine – congratulations on that too.
October 6, 2006 4:50 am,
Joanna Krupa?
October 6, 2006 1:57 pm,
wow.. best post in a long time… hmmm… i could probably bang out 500 words on this topic..
Pamela Anderson was the first to come to mind here – the telltale “suction cup on a shower door” irregular artificial shape… but then I thought to myself – “when would Chops have gotten Pam to model WCP gear?”…
I then thought “Kathy Liebert” – but quickly realized a) that’s not funny, and b) i just threw up on my keyboard.
I’m kinda stumped, so I’m just gonna go with “some European chick”
-KD
October 8, 2006 1:53 pm,
That pair belongs to Lennox.
October 9, 2006 8:27 am,
Bull didnt you read the fine print that said WCP homegamers who played with Lennox aren’t eligible for the contest?
October 9, 2006 6:33 pm,
I’ll just take another pack of Doyle’s Room cards then…or perhaps a coupon for a free Krystal…yum.
October 10, 2006 8:37 am,
howabout a hug and a lottery ticket.
October 11, 2006 8:37 pm,
Vanessa Rousso??