Theo Jorgensen Defeats Gus Hansen In Boxing Bout

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Photo of UFC Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste in lieu of some hot Danish ring girl at the Hansen vs. Jorgensen bout. See more of Arianny in much less here.

The headline above is really all we have to say about the Theo Jorgensen vs. Gus Hansen boxing match that took place this weekend and was a PR stunt to promote Hansen's new online video channel GusHansenTV.com. Apparently it was a real snooze fest. No one was killed, maimed, bloodied, knocked out or ran around the ring like a girl. We hear the fight did have the requisite ring girls there, who we assume were Danish so we assume  were hot but we haven't found any photos to verify this. We looked over at Hansen's new site and came up with nothing. Literally. Not even a video. Great start there Gus.

In other not-so-exciting news, some Fin named Jens Kyllonen won the EPT Scandinavian Open in Copenhagen. We're pretty sure the only people who care about this sound like aliens when they talk. Seriously, you ever hear a Fin talk? We'd have an easier time understanding a deaf dolphin.

Semi-relatedly, video of a Finnish guy teaching you how to disco.

 

3 Responses

  1. Chris

    February 23, 2009 4:59 pm, Reply

    I share in the disappointment of this site with you. I’ve been stoked about the idea and concept around the whole live tv bit. But over the last 2 days it’s only been re-runs of Gus spewing chips at the nosebleed levels online. Not to mention the complete oversight on airing the boxing match.

  2. Outlaw

    February 23, 2009 10:22 pm, Reply

    That is some of the funniest shit I have read in a long time. My g/f and I were ROTFLOAO. Kudos to whoever spews this hilarity out! Love it! Keep it up!

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