This guy will crack some skulls.
We have no idea who this guy is. All we know is that he fucking loves him some U.S. America, so he’s all right by us.
This guy wakes up in the morning and first thing he does, he says the pledge of allegiance. Twice. Then he drinks his coffee, eats some eggs and bacon, and owns the toilet for 30 minutes. OWNS it. Dude hops on his Harley, heads to work, cracks some skulls, thinks about how he wishes he killed bin Laden, cracks some more skulls (his job is actually cracking skulls), rails on his buddy for driving a Toyota, tells another buddy to not even get him started on China they’ll fucking own the country in 10 years, then goes to the toilet again and OWNS it. After chowing down on a pulled pork sandwich for lunch, he cracks some more skulls (it’s his job), listens to Rush (Limbaugh), OWNS the toilet again, calls up his buddy Randy and plans a trip to Pocono Speedway, and then heads home on his Harley where he listens to Rush (Moving Pictures, air-drumming to Tom Sawyer at stop lights). He kisses his wife that he’s been married to for 24 years when he walks in the door, drinks a beer, drinks another beer, has hamburgers for dinner, drinks a beer, has another hamburger for desert, drinks a beer, and falls asleep watching the Military Channel. It’s WWII in Color. Don’t bug him.
Fucking love this guy.
UPDATE: No idea who USAguy is, but dammit, we’re gonna find him and track him on Day 2A if he made it through.
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For things like this is why we fuckin’ love you WCP.
Greetings from Poker-Red.
I love this guy. He’s my litle brother,,, insert joke here,, and by the wY mom,, I’m his sponsor!!! We win this thing this yeAr!! You go Brohiem!! And btw he’s listening to oldschool 80s rock ,, 2 guitars, 1 drummer , and NO synthesizer ,, and I bought the ELVIS shirt he’s wearing for good luck,,, this man has an ELVIS room
Is that Ray Jackson from Bloodsport?
If the dude is so American as you claim, then why is he listening to a Canadian band?
Americans can’t listen to Rush? Hater.
No they can’t, guess you didn’t get the memo.
he is a lynyrd skynyrd lovin’ American, i know im his son !!!!
That’s David McKenna!!!!!!!
Thats my awesome cousin David McKenna. He is one bad ass dude
Look him up, he could use a sponsor!!!!!!!!
Yup!! That’s me. I have a flag outside my home (illuminated at night) that I give a quicksalute to every mornoing as I ride off to work, on my bike. And I actually am in the business of cracking skulls! I am a surgery nurse. You nailed it bro!lol
Yup!! That’s me. I have a flag outside my home (illuminated at night) that I give a quicksalute to every mornoing as I ride off to work, on my bike. And I actually am in the business of cracking skulls! I am a surgery nurse. You nailed it bro!lol
Dave McKenna and he is a nurse in Oklahoma City…at SW Medical Center I think
Love ya Big Dave!! Good luck & can’t wait to hear how you have done. Stop by the ole stomping ground & say hi sometime!!!
Probably an electrical contractor in Central Texas.