After the NHL Awards last night, Lacey Jones and our favorite cougar, Michele Lewis, came back to the Rio and took some completely spontaneous photos that they had absolutely no idea we were taking. None at all.
A priest, a rabbi, and Allen Chainsaw Kessler walk into a bar. The rabbi sits down and orders vodka tonic. The priest tells the bartender he doesn't like vodka and he'd prefer a scotch, aged 12 years. Allen Chainsaw Kessler hears this and tells the priest, 'you know, the blind structure in Event 12 was abominable during the middle levels...'