Tiffany Michelle Goes Down, Out of 2008 WSOP Main Event

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Tiffany Michelle wins the coveted The Last Woman StandingTM title at the 2008 WSOP Main Event.

In what is definitely a Bad for PokerTM moment, FOWCP Tiffany Michelle, a woman, and easily the most marketable (read: hot) and Good for PokerTM player left in the field, was eliminated a couple hours ago.

However, let’s not overlook Tiffany’s accomplishment. On percentages alone, her elimination in 17th place was the best finish ever in the history of the WSOP Main Event.      

Sure, Annie Duke finished 10th while 8 months pregnant, but let’s just say that we’re working on that too, if you know what we mean. Eh? Eh?

Anyway, Tiffany Michelle is now the best female poker player in the world.

Girl on Girl with Tiffany Michelle
Tiffany Michelle on Kara Scott on Tiffany Michelle on Kara Scott

 

 

3 Responses

  1. 5lowrollD

    July 15, 2008 12:55 pm, Reply

    No, no, no, morons. Barbara Enright made the final table at the main event. You look up the year. Get yer facts straight.

  2. wcp

    July 15, 2008 2:02 pm, Reply

    Guess you skipped over the part where we said “on percentages alone.” You look up Enright’s finish and field size in 95, do the math and tell us where we’re wrong.

  3. NioNio

    July 16, 2008 8:01 am, Reply

    Did UltimateBet pay her way to the main event with money they made from the superuser accounts?

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