Tiffany Michelle Won’t Go Nude For Playboy

by Wicked Chops Entity on February 11, 2009 TweetThis

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Tiffany Michelle's rack never looked bigger than at the 2008 WSOP Main Event.

2008 WSOP Main Event Last Woman StandingTM  Tiffany Michelle, a woman, has told us that she's been approached by Playboy Magazine. They wanted to see if she's interested in renewing her subscription for just $19.95 a year but she'd have to act today. No, we kid. The not-so-relevant-since-the-dawn-of-free-Internet-porn men's mag has asked Tiffany if she's interested in doing a nude pictorial.

Said Tiffany:

"Obviously we passed on the
offer to do the mag… well not 'obviously' but the nude thing isn't
really my vibe or the next step for my career. I'm all about sexy
photo shoots just not nudie Playboy shoots. Plus, let's be honest the
largest rack I've ever had is when I was sittin' behind
9-something-mill at the WSOP."

While we generally like girls to get naked for us this is probably a smart move for Tiffany. Unless you're banging Hef, land a reality TV show and then sleep with third-option NFL receivers and creepy Vegas magicians, Playboy doesn't do much to further a girl's career as it once did, which wasn't really much before to begin with. Just look how posing for Playboy catapulted Jennicide's career…to nowhere. Now dropping a sex tape on the Internet while expressing moral outrage that it got out even though you're the one who leaked it, that's money in the bank.

Relatedly, a current tally of hot poker players who've bared all for us: Shannon Elizabeth, Jennifer Tilly, Brandi Hawbaker, Erica Schoenberg, Rhowena Colclough, Jennicide and Joanna Krupa.

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slim February 11, 2009 at 9:38 am

Telling everyone that Playboy asked you to pose nude but you turned them down is the new posing nude for Playboy.

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kinston March 4, 2010 at 12:59 pm

Her body is totally f’d – up. Not good at all. When she was on that show “the amazing race” it was weird to see her oddly shaped body.

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Anonymous February 11, 2009 at 9:50 am

She fuckin ugly anyways.

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adam February 11, 2009 at 4:22 pm

she looks like a dude anyway

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Anonymous February 11, 2009 at 5:10 pm

Wouldn’t cum on her face with your dick

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Lone Rhino February 11, 2009 at 5:31 pm

Playboy’s airbrush machine would burn up just trying to clean up that acne scarred face of hers.
Just saying…

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paul February 11, 2009 at 5:38 pm

she’s hot IMO. i’d love to see her in maxim or FHM

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Free Nba Picks February 11, 2009 at 7:08 pm

She is decent looking. However not playboy material

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JJ February 11, 2009 at 8:37 pm

She has like a 1000 teeth or sumthin’ like that, and she wears crappy hats and stuff.

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Anonymous February 12, 2009 at 8:06 am

Official I hate this dyke post

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shamrockbaby February 12, 2009 at 11:09 am

“Nudie?” Why are you under the impression we care what she does or what she has to say? She can disappear yesterday. Please.

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j-hanny February 13, 2009 at 5:45 pm

unlike the others, i would paint her face with your dick

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cappy February 14, 2009 at 3:22 am

you forgot to mention that it was for a two page ub ad in the back of the magazine.

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Will 'the Monkey' Souther August 21, 2009 at 7:30 pm

What? Joanna Krupa plays poker!?? WOW. Did NOT know that. Maybe I won’t retire from poker. Tiffany Michelle posing nude in Playboy? Um….why? Isnt there a 12 year old Chinese boy out there more suitable?

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Roy August 23, 2009 at 5:37 pm

In a heart beat I would cut out my tongue if I had to go down on that ugly, air filled bimbo.

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Never January 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm

I like you you think she even has a “Career” to ruin, playboy is the best thing that could happen to her at this point, or any point for that matter. She is a flash in the pan we will never see in the top 500 ever again. Give it another year and she will be begging Playboy to do it for free! And when they say no thanks. She will be even lower than she is now.

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