Tiffany Michelle Won’t Go Nude For Playboy

Tiffany Michelle's rack never looked bigger than at the 2008 WSOP Main Event.

2008 WSOP Main Event Last Woman StandingTM  Tiffany Michelle, a woman, has told us that she's been approached by Playboy Magazine. They wanted to see if she's interested in renewing her subscription for just $19.95 a year but she'd have to act today. No, we kid. The not-so-relevant-since-the-dawn-of-free-Internet-porn men's mag has asked Tiffany if she's interested in doing a nude pictorial.

Said Tiffany:

"Obviously we passed on the
offer to do the mag… well not 'obviously' but the nude thing isn't
really my vibe or the next step for my career. I'm all about sexy
photo shoots just not nudie Playboy shoots. Plus, let's be honest the
largest rack I've ever had is when I was sittin' behind
9-something-mill at the WSOP."

While we generally like girls to get naked for us this is probably a smart move for Tiffany. Unless you're banging Hef, land a reality TV show and then sleep with third-option NFL receivers and creepy Vegas magicians, Playboy doesn't do much to further a girl's career as it once did, which wasn't really much before to begin with. Just look how posing for Playboy catapulted Jennicide's career…to nowhere. Now dropping a sex tape on the Internet while expressing moral outrage that it got out even though you're the one who leaked it, that's money in the bank.

Relatedly, a current tally of hot poker players who've bared all for us: Shannon Elizabeth, Jennifer Tilly, Brandi Hawbaker, Erica Schoenberg, Rhowena Colclough, Jennicide and Joanna Krupa.

 

17 Responses

  1. slim

    February 11, 2009 9:38 am, Reply

    Telling everyone that Playboy asked you to pose nude but you turned them down is the new posing nude for Playboy.

    • kinston

      March 4, 2010 12:59 pm, Reply

      Her body is totally f’d – up. Not good at all. When she was on that show “the amazing race” it was weird to see her oddly shaped body.

  2. Lone Rhino

    February 11, 2009 5:31 pm, Reply

    Playboy’s airbrush machine would burn up just trying to clean up that acne scarred face of hers.
    Just saying…

  3. shamrockbaby

    February 12, 2009 11:09 am, Reply

    “Nudie?” Why are you under the impression we care what she does or what she has to say? She can disappear yesterday. Please.

  4. Will 'the Monkey' Souther

    August 21, 2009 7:30 pm, Reply

    What? Joanna Krupa plays poker!?? WOW. Did NOT know that. Maybe I won’t retire from poker. Tiffany Michelle posing nude in Playboy? Um….why? Isnt there a 12 year old Chinese boy out there more suitable?

  5. Never

    January 6, 2010 1:22 pm, Reply

    I like you you think she even has a “Career” to ruin, playboy is the best thing that could happen to her at this point, or any point for that matter. She is a flash in the pan we will never see in the top 500 ever again. Give it another year and she will be begging Playboy to do it for free! And when they say no thanks. She will be even lower than she is now.

  6. Vance

    July 20, 2011 8:17 pm, Reply

    what a bunch of haters.  sounds like a bunch of upset playboy employees.  Tiffany Michelle is a beautiful woman, obv respectable, and a decent poker player.  Y’all annoying perverted haters need to keep your hate to yourself.  Which one of y’all are even qualified to throw stones?  thats what i thought

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