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Seriously, that bitch is crazy.
Last week, we detailed
Because after watching her "play", the only logical conclusion to describe her illogical play is this: she’s one crazy ass bitch.
Keep in mind, Wicked Chops Poker doesn’t actually think Tiffany Williamson is a bitch. From what we observed of her at the WSOP, she seemed like good people. Very nice. So technically, she’s not a bitch.
She just plays like a crazy person.
No kidding, that bitch is nuttier than a Mr. Goodbar.
How crazy is Tiffany Williamson? Consider the following examples:
1) On Day 1, holding A-Q with a board of K-J-x,
2) Under 40 people, she calls an all-in pre-flop for over 1 mil in chips with A-Q. Now, common sense would tell you that when you’re sufficiently over the average chip stack (as her opponent was), you’re not going all-in pre-flop with any hole cards that don’t read: A-A, K-K, Q-Q, or A-K. For argument’s sake (or Pete’s sake, or someone else’s sake), there’s probably a 90% chance your opponent would be holding one of those hands. And in any of those cases, you’re either: 1) a HUGE underdog, or 2) a slightly huge underdog, to lose. That’s it. Those are your two options. Huge underdog or slightly huge underdog. You’re a Kate Moss vs. Kobayshi eating-contest-underdog, at best. But Crazy Bitch calls. Of course, her opponent (Terry Burt) holds K-K. Of course, an Ace hits. Had this occurred to us, we’d surely pull a Weaz, go to the rail, call a friend on our cell phone, and explain how, "you’d never believe it, but this crazy bitch just called a pre-flop all-in for one million in chips with A-Q. A-Q! Crazy bitch."
3) The A-7 vs. Sheik’s Q-Q. Maybe this was a, "whose wee-wee is larger" stand-off (Crazy Bitch putts from the rough, if you know what we mean…not that there’s anything wrong with that). But after facing a raise from the Sheik, Crazy Bitch moves all-in with A-7, again putting her tournament at risk. All-in! Who, other than a totally off their rocker crazy ass bitch, would do this? Of course, she hits the ace! Come to think of it, maybe that’s why she kept doing it…
4) The A-J vs. Raymer’s. K-K. About 50 players remain. Crazy Bitch sits next to Greg Raymer, who is only the
Maybe Williamson played the way she did because
We realize she probably played many brilliant hands on her way to a 15th place finish in the Main Event. But from what we saw, she essentially won the lottery about 100 times a day for 6 straight days. And she probably realizes this, when later in ESPN’s Day 5 coverage she says, ""I think I’m very fortunate to get this far."