Today’s Card Player “LIKE YOUR WERE THERE” Moment

RedstaplerThe Addict, who busted his Red Swingline Stapler on Bean‘s ass after losing a prop bet three hours ago, met up with Chops at the water cooler around Mandy’s desk to tell Snake about today’s Card Player “Like You Were There” Moment, which is actually from yesterday. The four friends shared a laugh. Why? Because laughter is always the best medicine. Except for when you have the clap. In which case, try penicillin. Also, laughter doesn’t seem to work well when you have a cold, the flu, AIDS, or cancer. For what it’s worth.

Without further adieu, today’s Card Player “LIKE YOU WERE THERE” Moment, brought to you courtesy of our friends at Swingline, the Red Stapler People:

Wed Jun 28 01:31:00 PDT 2006
Jean Robert Bellande Back for Entertainment

Jean Robert Bellande, who busted from the tournament three hours ago, returned to join Steve Dannenmann along the rail around Carlos Mortensen’s table to tell Tuan Le how Mortensen knocked him out of the tournament. All four players shared a laugh with around 10 minutes left on day one of the event.

After the jump, another photo of a Red Stapler, or maybe it’s a semi-NSFW photo of Keeley Hazell. Totally forgot which one we went with. Penicillin is like a mind eraser sometimes.

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4 Responses

  1. Kid Dynamite

    June 28, 2006 6:39 pm, Reply

    aiyahhh!!! that fractional second when i clicked to see what was after the jump… and I didn’t know if i was gonna get a red stapler pic, or a pic of Keeley’s 32E bombs… PURE ADRENALINE! In the old days of slow internet access, the anticipation was even MORE exciting… damn instant gratification.
    I think Keeley’s guns are illegal in at least 19 states.

  2. Chops

    June 28, 2006 8:13 pm, Reply

    Don’t thank us…thank Card Player! Those guys are doing a bang-up job! Keep it up Card Player!

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