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Vanessa Selbst, A Woman Who Likes Women, Wins NAPT Mohegan Sun


Lesbian three-way. Niiiiiiice.

Vanessa Selbst, a woman who likes women, pretty much crushed the inaugural NAPT Mohegan Sun.

She was at or near the top of the leaderboard since Day 2. She pwned one of the more stacked final tables we’ve seen in a while. She won her heads-up match in two hands. She likes to munch on carpet.

For the win, Selbst banked $750,000. She defeated Mike Beasley ($428,000) heads-up for the title.

Johnny “Cliff Josephy” Bax finished seventh for $85,00 and Jonathan ‘FatalError’ Aguiar finished eighth to cellect $60,244.

Get full final table results here.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Steve April 12, 2010 at 6:12 pm

I wanna see her kick all of your Wicked Chops asses at the same time! $5 on FTP says she can do it too!!

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Johnny April 12, 2010 at 8:15 pm

Hear that, Entities…. FIVE BUCKS.
He’s diggin’ deep.

Hey Steve, I’ll bet you $5 Vanessa “Daisy Chain” Selbst owns at least two pairs of Doc Martens and over ten plaid shirts.

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Sebastien April 13, 2010 at 2:05 pm

I’ve seen her around and I’m pretty sure she’s a muscle tee kind of girl. You should take that bet Steve.

And I’m all for a woman who loves ANYBODY besides herself. gg Vanessa.

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Lee April 14, 2010 at 4:54 pm

i’ll give you an extra five if you take that five go into mcdonald’s order a filet o’ fish and make it rain when they ask for the money.

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