We Kind of Dig Joe Pelton’s Girlfriend
It turns out that Joe Pelton, a man who clearly uses our faux-insults as motivation to dominate poker tournaments, has a girlfriend who looks pretty cute, seems smart, and has some attitude. All in all from what we can tell, a real solid catch.
WHO ARE YOU JOE PELTON? WHOOOO ARRRREEE YOOOOUU?
This dude just keeps throwing us curve balls. Seriously, you think you’ve completely imagined (and written about) what someone is like, and they keep turning out to actually be something different. Fucking imaginations.
See Pelton’s gf’s blog here and pics here.