We’re so tired of seeing
Actually the truth, if we were into such things, is that while we love the endless photos of Keeley Hazell doing nothing but barely being contained in a barely there bikini, we actually prefer the more creatively inspired approaches when it comes to displaying her magnitude of magnificence, like Zoo Weekly‘s “
Or what about the “
Heck, we even thought the “
Of course, we say all this and then
And we don’t have an answer. You know, because it’s a rhetorical question.
So anyway, Keeley did a new spread for the May issue of FHM (quasi work-safe photos after the jump) and it’s a lot like the other spreads you’ve seen of Keeley (including shots of her topless and in a bikini), and the point of all this is that we’re not done with Keeley even if she just keeps doing the same kind of spreads over and over, or precisely because she keeps doing the same kind of spreads over and over.
But we do challenge the FHMs of the world, Praise Be Upon Them, to look for creative new ways of showcasing Keeley besides just the typical stuff (Keeley doing the FHM Kama Sutra pictorial with Carmen Electra would have been good) and if you have any ideas of your own, let us know and the best idea we get wins a Wicked Chops Poker t-shirt.
These are our favorites from the shoot. Pick up the latest issue of FHM for all of Keeley Hazell’s spread-erview.