Whaaaaaaa? Wait a Minute. He’s a Dude?

Ok, when we first saw Dario Minieri at the 2006 WSOP, we were like, "Who is that dainty little girl? She’s kind of cute. Needs to grow the hair out a little but kind of cute." And then last year we saw our our favorite scarf-wearing Euro again during the World Series of Poker Main Event and were like, "Yeah, she’s definitely drunk action at least. Definitely drunk action."

So imagine our surprise today when we saw what you’re seeing in the above photo. Two years of thinking that we’d totally hit that and to our dismay it turns out that Dario Minieri was a dude all along.

Wow. Just…wow.