:: Back in June,
We here at Wicked Chops Poker ALWAYS reserve judgment on someone accused of a crime until all of the facts are revealed in a court of law* because there is nothing more damaging than false accusations**. Fortunately for the sake of this article, a court of law has found Hogan guilty. In court, Hogan did apologize to the teller he robbed, as well as to his family (he also stole money from his sister), friends and school. Hogan claims he has a "sick mind" and that he’d like to spread awareness about the dangers of compulsive gambling, an effort that will surely fall on deaf ears, since there are no dangers.
:: And in what is getting more and more John Mark Karr-ish by the day, 24 year-old Brian Jolley, accused of playing strip poker with underage girls, has now said he lied to police about his initial improper conduct while playing strip poker with said underaged girls. Whatever. Along with getting the girls naked, Jolley is accused of telling one of the girls “to get a condom so they could have sex,” as well as simulating sex with her while fully clothed, which we think is a technical way of saying “dry humping.”
Now while Jolley hasn’t been “convicted” yet,
* Technically not true. | ** Except for things like hurricane force winds, earthquakes, slamming into a wall while driving 180 mph, and things of that ilk.