According to a recent issue of The Week, James Woods (
After correctly putting Johnny Chan on A-K during one hand of their "epic" match-up at the
The quote machine continues by saying that he’s sick of making, "douche bag, feminist movies" and plans on winning the WSOP so he can, "retire and spend a weekend in bed with four Rockettes."
And all of this leaves us wondering: 1) Has he not made enough during his movie career that he can’t do this already?, and 2) Who the fuck still has fantasies about Rockettes? What’s next, wanting a twi-night double-header with the ghost of Bettie Paige?