WTF Baby! Scotty Nguyen Pimping Absolute Poker at US PokerBowl

Scotty_nguyen3Looking over at CardPlayer’s coverage of the inaugural US PokerBowl, we couldn’t help but notice the photo of Scotty Nguyen decked out in an Absolute Poker cap. Anyone know how to say “super-user account scam” in Vietnamese? If so, get with the former World Champ who we last saw pimping Full Tilt Poker at the 2007 WSOP.

Oh wait, we see that Scotty was playing on Team Detroit Absolute Nuts along with fellow Absolute Nutters Mark Seif, Kenna James, Kathy Liebert, Nick Brancato and Nickelback fan Rick Fuller. The embattled poker site run by cheaters for who knows how long, allegedly, must have been the team sponsor.

The Absolute Nuts. Frickin’ hate the poker world sometimes.

In related news, the US Poker Bowl concluded, one of the teams won and we’re pretty sure no one cares. Maybe it will play better on television when it eventually airs on Fox Sports. Kind of like the “So You Think You Can Porn” reality show we’re working on.

Get results from the US PokerBowl here.

Learn how to master the swipe in Scotty Nguyen’s break dancing tutorial here.

Photo of Scotty Nguyen from CardPlayer.com

 

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